Tori: I don't wanna!
Me: Tor, you have to get dressed for school.
Tori: No! I wanna watch 'Risty cats! (The Aristocats)
Me: We don't have time for this. Come here and get your clothes on.
Tori: No! (Runs off) I don't wanna go to school!
Me: Okay, fine. But Grandma was going to take you. Guess I'll call her and tell her you don't want to go.
Tori: Weeeeellllll...I guess I do want to.
Me: Works every time.
Seriously, every. single. time. Ah, bribery. A mom's best friend. And no, I'm totally not above fighting dirty to get her dressed and out of the house. Hopefully, there will be no screaming matches at school today, but if there are, at least I'll have something to blog about. Peace out!
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